
THE CALM AF BIRTH CLUB
THE ONLINE HYPNOBIRTHING COURSE FOR WOMEN WHO ARE EXCITED TO MEET THEIR BABY BUT SECRETLY THINKING...
"HOLY SHIT, I actually have to give birth."
Instant access • Learn at your own pace • Lifetime access

BEFORE WE GET INTO IT… CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING?
If you're scared of birth, you're not doing pregnancy wrong.
You can be SO excited to meet your baby and at the same time be absolutely shitting yourself about how they're actually going to get here. You might be thinking "What if I can't cope?"
And then you do what every pregnant woman does… You Google. Suddenly it's 1am and you're reading about someone's emergency delivery from 2017 thinking…“Well that's reassuring.”
Babe.
You don't need more things to be scared of. You need to know what to DO with the fear.

THIS IS WHERE CALM AF COMES IN.
Calm AF Birth is an award winning self-paced online hypnobirthing course designed to take you from:
“I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing…”
to
“Okay. I actually feel like I've got this.”
What is it?
It's your complete birth preparation roadmap helping you understand what's happening in your brain and body, learn practical tools for labour, understand your options and build the confidence to navigate whatever your birth throws at you.
Because we're not preparing you for some
imaginary perfect birth.
We're preparing you for YOUR birth.



WHAT'S INSIDE?
Basically… everything I wish every pregnant woman was taught.
30+ MODULES 6+ HOURS PRACTICAL TOOLS RELAXATION TRACKS PRIVATE WHATS APP COMMUNITY


BUT WHY DO I EVEN NEED THIS?
Because information isn't the same as preparation.
You can know every fact about birth…and still feel absolutely terrified.
You can have read every positive birth story… and still think
“but what if I can't do it?”
You can have a birth plan sitting beautifully in your Notes app…
and still not know what you'll actually do when things change.
Confidence doesn't come from knowing EVERYTHING.
It comes from knowing:
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What is happening.
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What your options are.
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What helps you feel calm.
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What tools you can use.
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How to ask questions.
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How to make decisions.
And how to support yourself when things don't go exactly to plan.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT HAVING A “PERFECT” BIRTH.
I'm not here to tell you that if you do hypnobirthing “properly” you'll definitely avoid interventions.
I'm not here to tell you that a vaginal birth is more successful than a caesarean.
And I'm definitely not here to make you feel like you've failed if your birth doesn't go to plan.
Because birth ISN'T something we can completely control.
But you CAN prepare.
You can prepare your mind.
You can learn practical tools.
You can understand your options.
You can prepare your birth partner.
You can build confidence.
And you can go into your baby's birthday feeling like:
“Whatever happens, I've got this.”





IMAGINE WALKING INTO YOUR BABY'S BIRTH LIKE THIS…
Instead of googling every symptom and dreading each appointment and the thought of birth making your vagina shrivel like a raisin.
You feel:
INFORMED
You understand what's happening and what your options are.
CALM
You have tools to help you settle your mind and body.
CONFIDENT
You trust yourself to make decisions and advocate for yourself.
PREPARED
You've practised the tools before you actually need them.
READY
Not because you know exactly how your birth will go but because you know you can handle the unexpected too.





DON'T JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT…












REAL LIFE. REAL BIRTH. REAL PREPARATION.
Freya First Time Mum- Birth of Baby Rome
“My birth didn’t go ‘by the book’ and that’s exactly why this course mattered.”
My labour began with an induction, a pessary, and moments where fear crept in and things felt like they’d stalled. At 2cm dilated with contractions stopping, I remember thinking, How much longer can this go on? And then everything shifted.
My waters released naturally, my body took over, and suddenly I wasn’t thinking ...I was trusting. Within minutes, the urge to push was unstoppable. Even the midwives were shocked. It was intense. It was raw. And yes, at times overwhelming.
But here’s the difference: I didn’t panic. I didn’t spiral.
Because of the hypnobirthing course, I knew how to breathe, how to anchor myself in calm, and how to trust my body even when things weren’t predictable. Even being rushed through hospital corridors, I felt grounded, connected, and in control.
Rome was born just 55 minutes after things truly kicked off.
This course didn’t promise me a “perfect” birth.
It gave me the mindset, tools, and confidence to handle whatever unfolded and to walk away feeling empowered, strong, and proud of myself.
Every woman deserves to feel this supported.




Hi I'm Megan

Your birth bestie. Your biggest hype woman. Your calm in the chaos.
I’m an NHS Digital Health Trainer, mum of two, hypnobirthing teacher
and the woman behind Bump 2 Babies.
After two births of my own, I know how overwhelming it can feel when
birth suddenly gets VERY real and you’re thinking:
“How the hell am I supposed to birth this baby?”
That’s why I’m here. To make birth prep fun, empowering and actually useful
without the fear, overwhelm or boring bullshit.
I’ll give you the knowledge, tools and hype you need to walk
into birth like queen BEYONCE!
SO… IS CALM AF FOR YOU?
THIS IS FOR YOU IF…
♡ You're excited about your baby but anxious about birth.
♡ You're a first-time mum and have absolutely no idea what to expect.
♡ You've had a previous birth that didn't go how you wanted.
♡ You have medical anxiety.
♡ You've been Googling birth horror stories at 2am.
♡ You want to understand hypnobirthing without the hippy stuff.
♡ You want practical tools rather than just more information.
♡ You want to prepare at your own pace.
♡ You want to feel more confident whatever type of birth you have.
And most importantly… You're ready to stop letting fear run the show.
Okay Megan… I'm in. What happens next?
YOUR CALM AF ERA STARTS NOW.
01. CHOOSE YOUR PACKAGE
Digital or Luxury? You choose how you want to do your birth prep. Just the course, or the full experience with your gorgeous Calm AF Birth Box.
02. MAKE YOURSELF A CUPPA
Your confirmation email is on its way! Get comfy, grab your favourite drink and get ready to start putting YOU first.
03. START YOUR BIRTH PREP
Log in, work through the course at your own pace and start learning the tools, techniques and mindset shifts that will help you feel more informed, calm and confident.
04. PRACTISE, BABE!
Because watching the videos is just the beginning. Practise your breathing, explore your options, use your relaxation tracks and get your birth partner involved. The more you practise, the more familiar your tools become.
05. WALK INTO YOUR BABY'S BIRTH FEELING READY.
Not because you can predict exactly how everything will go. Not because you have to feel fearless.
But because you've prepared, you understand your options and you've got tools you can draw on when you need them.
YOUR BABY'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING. LET'S GET YOU READY FOR IT.


PICK YOUR BIRTH PREP COURSE
Just the digital course or the luxury where you get the gorgeous hypnobirthing box sent out in the post.
Whatever you choose, we’re getting you birth ready girl!


THE CALM AF BIRTH COURSE + LUXURY BOX

MOST
POPULAR

Everything in the Calm AF Birth Course plus a gorgeous box of birth prep goodies delivered straight to your door.
You get full access to the self-paced online course
AND… you get a box of gorgeous, practical things to touch, use and actually enjoy during your pregnancy and birth prep.
Inside your box:
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Beautiful printed Calm AF Birth Manual - your physical guide to keep beside you
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Labour comb- a handy pain relief tool for staying focused during surges
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Birth affirmation cards - because sometimes you need a little reminder that you’ve fucking got this
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A gorgeous book mark
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Gold mama necklace
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Aromatherapy
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Bump 2 Babies Tote Bag
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Hot Tea Mama Get Up & Glow Tea
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Gorgeous mum & baby samples
Basically the full sensory experience, your online course made luxury!
£99 (UK POSTAGE ONLY)
THE CALM AF BIRTH COURSE

SELF-PACED • ONLINE • WORLDWIDE
A self-paced online birth course you can access anytime, anywhere on your desktop or through the app from your sofa, your bed, or with a cuppa and some biccys.
30 modules of everything you actually need to feel ready for birth without the boring stuff.
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Hypnobirthing and relaxation tools
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Breathing techniques
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Birth mindset and nervous system support
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Birth partner preparation
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Understanding your choices and options
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Birth planning support
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Induction and caesarean preparation
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Postnatal and newborn education
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Downloadable resources and guided tracks
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Pregnancy Group Whats App Chat
£69 INSTANT ACCESS
BABE, YOUR BABY'S BIRTHDAY IS
COMING.
Let's get you ready for it. You don't need to know exactly how your birth will go.
You don't need to be fearless. You don't need to spend the next few months Googling every possible scenario at 2am.
You just need to start preparing.
Learn the tools. Understand your options. Practise your techniques. Build your confidence and give yourself the chance to walk into your baby's birth feeling informed, supported and ready to navigate whatever comes your way.

























